My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Black
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Charcoal Heather
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Brick Red
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours Young Farts character T-Shirt in Carbon Grey
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My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours T-Shirt

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$31
Regular price
$37
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Color: Black

Size: S

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Official merch New drop Fan favorite From the show

THE LINE EVERYONE KEEPS REPEATING

You quoted it. We put it on merch.

A wearable inside joke for the fans who know exactly where it came from—and the strangers who are about to ask.

OfficialYoung Farts merch
Front printDesign as shown
Made to orderPrinted just for you
MADE FOR
Campground laughsBeer runsStarting conversations
WHY THIS ONE EXISTS

THE JOKE’S BUILT IN. YOU JUST WEAR IT.

The story, the jokes, and the fine print nobody reads until after buying it.

BLACK VERSION See the front + back The black mockups are shown so you can see exactly where the design lands.
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours T-Shirt black front view
Front
My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours T-Shirt black back view
Back

Design placement: Character quote graphic on the front.

For anyone who knows a small weiner is nothing to be ashamed of—it heats up faster, fits comfortably in one hand, and leaves plenty of room for extra toppings.

Made for campground comedians, proud owners of compact equipment, and anyone confident enough to admit they are working with a travel-size package.

You may not have the biggest weiner at the barbecue, but yours is easier to handle, quicker to cook, and far less likely to hang over the edge of the bun.

Perfect for:

  • Proud members of the small-weiner community
  • Guys who believe less weiner means more personality
  • Campground beers and unnecessary comparisons
  • Anyone tired of pretending size matters
  • People whose weiner is short but their confidence is unnecessarily long
  • Hot dog lovers who prefer a compact package

Important notes:

  • Official Young Farts quote and character design
  • May result in strangers asking to compare weiners
  • Does not include a bigger bun, extra inches, or anything to compensate with
  • Actual weiner size may appear smaller after washing

Easy to handle. Quick to heat up. Barely fills the bun.

FIT CHECK

An easy unisex fit for everyday wear.

Choose your usual size for the intended fit or size up for a looser feel. Compare the measurements before ordering.

7colours
7sizes
49options
01 Product details + size guide

Product details:

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 60% cotton and 40% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
  • 20 singles
  • Regular fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar
  • Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
  • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 18 29 ½
M 20 30 ½
L 22 31 ½
XL 24 32 ½
2XL 26 33 ½
3XL 28 34 ½
4XL 30 35 ½
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 45.7 75
M 50.8 77.5
L 55.9 80
XL 61 82.6
2XL 66 85
3XL 71.1 87.6
4XL 76.2 90.2
02 Available colours + sizes

Colours

Black • Charcoal Heather • Brick Red • Carbon Grey • Agave • Vintage Gold • White

Sizes

S • M • L • XL • 2XL • 3XL • 4XL

Heads up: Colours can look a little different from one screen to another. Always use the product photos and option names as your guide.

03 Care instructions

Turn it inside out, machine wash cold with similar colours, and tumble dry low. Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly on the print.

The less abuse you give the print, the longer it will keep looking good. The rest of the shirt may look better with a little shop dust.

04 Made to order + returns

This item is made to order after you buy it. That helps us offer more designs, colours, and sizes without filling the shop with boxes of shirts nobody asked for.

Please double-check your colour and size before checkout. Production begins specifically for your order, and tracking will be emailed once it ships.

For full eligibility and return details, read our refund policy.

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